Week 5 Results

Do you smell that?

That is the sweet aroma of drama and victory. 

(Well, victory for half of us... including me... mostly me :-)

Anyways, if anyone was not already questioning Juan Pablo... theres nothing like hooking up with your girl in the South China Sea (and then pinning it on her as a wrong mistake) to solidify your place in the "high-five bro" hall of fame. 

On the other hand, JP did make a excellent choice in giving Renee (aka perfect woman) a little solo time. The great Renee with such quotes as..."If Juan Pablo doesn't kiss me tonight its ok.... its ok.... its not really ok, but its is what it is" 

...and her awesome "OMG OMG OMG" Juan Pablo just kissed me dance*... yea that was fantastic. She is definitely the fan fav as this point.

But lets not give her all the credit to her, Sharleen also deserves some with possibly my favorite quote this season "I want Juan to see me as a panda in a room full of brown bears". Wait, come again?

If thats not love then I don't know what love is.

~~~ side note: marriage vows should be written using quotes from the bachelor.~~~~

But alas here is how it all played out for us...

	Home	Fantasy Bachelor Scoreboard
Playoff Seed	Players	Team Name	W	L	T	PF	PA
1	Erik	Juan Team to Rule Them All	4		1	40	29.5
2	Lynsi	I.Juant.You	4	1		39.5	39.5
3	Anne + Chelsie	Conrizzles	3	1	1	36	36
4	Kat	Occupation: Free Spirit	3	2		34.5	29.5
5	Linda	Ananda	2	1	2	41	39
6	Kali	Regish	2	2	1	28.5	31
-	Max	Maxxrawr	2	3		35.5	28
-	Monica + Michael	Monocle	2	3		31	40.5
-	Geoff	Brown Sugar	1	2	2	41.5	43
-	Taylor	Every Rose Has its Thorn	1	3	1	30	33
-	Amy	What a Bach	1	4		19	28.5
-	Karina	Bimbo Brigade		4	1	28	37

And here is what's in store for next week...

Episode Synopsis: The eight remaining bachelorettes join Juan Pablo on a visit to New Zealand, where six of them try out a local extreme sport during a group date. Also: A one-on-one date involves a speedboat ride through the Tutukau Gorge. At the rose ceremony, the playing field is reduced to six ladies.

Week 6
Bimbo Brigade	vs	Conrizzles
Regish	vs	Maxxrawr
Ananda	vs	What a Bach
Occupation: Free Spirit	vs	Every Rose Has its Thorn
I.Juant.You	vs	Monocle
Brown Sugar	vs	Juan Team to Rule Them All

Good luck... mostly for me... I think we can all agree Erik needs to lose.

Also if things stay on track with history, week 8 will be home towns. Which means we only have 2 more weeks till the playoffs. Time to make that push for the playoff folks.

Cheers,

-Geoff